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Life Politics


'LET THEM EAT CAKE' - Because nothing says more than "Obama just does not get it" than flying in renouned chefs, in between exotic vacations, golf outings and concerts.

American Conservative Logic -

TAGS: pro life racist hobby lobby
Rating: 2.33/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:48 pm
Translation (fauxnews): I feel like the strawman in the wizard of oz. Anyone have a brain really cheap or free?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 10:51 am
Emma Logic: I need to get a life, I take this s'hit WAY too seriously. France called and said they want their "whine" back.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 8:58 am
Liberal Logic: Life begins when you cast your first vote for a democrat.
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:37 pm
Wow! and you only had to say that 3x. X-D Angrily smashing the at the keyboard again? Don't make mum take away your computer again. What will you do for s'ex then? lol
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:31 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:30 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:28 pm
Wow!and here I tought you were one of the smarter liberals on the site. Now I see you are just one of many thought challenged prog trolls
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Trying to figure out if "herpa derpa" was meant as a joke, or just naturally flowing from you. Hard to discern in your case, b'utton boy. X-D Glad to see it pushed yours.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Oh, and it also ends post birth if the abortion doesn't take
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:30 pm
As opposed to liberal logic that life ends before birth. Herpa derpa


life -

TAGS: life
Rating: 4.86/5

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30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight

Not a difficult concept. -

Pro-self defense does NOT mean pro-murder. -

TAGS: pro life murder self defense hobby lobby
Rating: 3.76/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 11:07 pm
That's a non sequitar. The intention of self-defense is not to kill someone. The intention of abortion IS to kill someone.

American Conservatives are Pro-life * -

TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.

BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death



" FORECLOSED " - President Obama’s Chicago home was foreclosed. President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home. Now running America & living in the White House.




starbucks ranger -

TAGS: life of danger
Rating: 2.82/5

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StoneTools - November 22, 2013, 1:49 am
But that's all part of the liberal's war on women.
StoneTools - November 22, 2013, 1:49 am
I think I found out why fauxpas is with his parole officer: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10465524/Three-women-held-as-slaves-in-south-London.html
StoneTools - November 22, 2013, 12:37 am
apparently limeys too!
GrouchoMarxist - November 21, 2013, 11:19 pm
This stuff only scares Canadians
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 8:06 pm
Sorry...I'm still too busy laughing at STool's lies to care about your lame attempt at a comeback. Wait, you guys are the same person...never mind. If I had to guess what Chewbacca mating with a dinosaur sounded like, your 'humor' would be pretty close.
OTC - November 21, 2013, 7:54 pm
Well he said he went to work then starts posting again in 2 hrs. I didn't know checking in with a parole officer is considered work.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 7:38 pm
You are a terrible liar. X-D lol
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
No, fauxpas, you haven't and cannot piss me off. You aren't smart enough to do that. You might as well just give up, put your pacifier back in, load your face back up with cranky's vag cream, and STFU. You aren't even amusing anymore.
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
TRANSLATION (fauxpas): I'm the biggest sock puppet here and I even admitted it, but I'm stupid enough to think I can just blow it off and, like my hero obama, make believe it's someone else instead.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 7:18 pm
Yes, STool, I know I pissed you off. And your point is? Asking for a tissue? lol
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 7:15 pm
TRANSLATION (STool): The whole sock thing isn't working as I planned. So gonna cut back using my OTC account,at least when responding to Cranky. Better announce it outloud that so people dont think my other account was banned since I will be using it less
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 7:14 pm
Yes, you are being called back from the playground. Time for your nappy?!? And time for you to go read your media splatters crap to get some more crankyhead talking points.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 7:10 pm
Okay,STool,enough horsing around with you little tykes.The grown ups have important things to discuss. Barack Obama called,he wants his incompetence back. Be a good little liberal, Arnnatz, and give it back to him.You are making him jealous. Now, shoo...
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 7:03 pm
So, here comes your favorite part..*drum roll* TRANSLATION(STool): Back from the internet cafe. Logging back into my other sock account to defend myself after getting burned, again, this time when logged in as OTC...but still too angry to be effective.;-(
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 6:57 pm
And,yes,STool,we know you cut back your posts to lick your wounds.:-) Keep complaining about the mods if it makes you feel better. Remember how well that worked for you the last time,Arnnatz? Keep it up.Maybe you'll get another free vacation from hereX-D
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 6:49 pm
Yes, STool, I know I pushed your b***ons. You don't need to remind me. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine? What are you hippie liberals allowed to eat while protecting mentally disabled birds and dimwitted bats from evil industrialists, lib?
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
either of them if you can.
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
To wit: fauxpas (the confessed sock puppet) accuses others of being sock puppets. Hypocrite much? Who are the two biggest uses of "TRANSLATION" followed by immature statements? Yup, cranky and fauxpas. Try to find a difference between the rantings of
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 5:40 pm
It's why I've cut back on my postings. I don't like trying to have a discussion with someone who will be called back from recess soon like fauxpas or cranky who aren't smart enough to even attempt to speak on any subject here.
StoneTools - November 21, 2013, 5:39 pm
OTC, I think you better start ignoring fauxpas or mods will soon send you a warning for abusing children followed by a temporary ban.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 4:45 pm
Now, I actually "work" and I have to go.LOL..I'm not going to waste my time teaching you something you couldn't be bothered to learn for yourself. Now, run along sock, Charlie Sheen called and he wants his bipolar disorder back. Bye bye little boy.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 4:37 pm
Oh,you occasionally stumble over the truth,Arnnatz,but U quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened. Somewhere out there is a tree,tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.Playing is right. CHECK&MATE
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 4:33 pm
Anyhow, I wont insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. You have delusions of adequacy,STool. Only you can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know. Now, shoo...time to let the adults talk.
OTC - November 21, 2013, 4:28 pm
This is exactly why I can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person, thanks for playing
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 4:25 pm
TRANSLATION(OCD/STool's sock): I'm projecting. I actually do live in a basement, I'm unemployed, and I wish I there was a better way to respond but it's hard to find a coffee shop that will let me log into my other sock accounts to hide my IP address.
OTC - November 21, 2013, 4:12 pm
Nah, some people do things called 'work' and don't have time to immediately respond, like those living in a basement.
fauxnews - November 21, 2013, 4:08 pm
I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one, STool. TRANSLATION(OCD/Stool's sock): I'm a terrible liar.
OTC - November 21, 2013, 3:58 pm
Nah, just exposing how thin skinned liberals are, they can hurl insults but can't take them.
fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 9:51 pm
TRANSLATION:(OTC/STool) What I meant to say is "Stupid is as stupid does." I should know.I was burned so badly when logged in as STool that Im hoping I can distract everyone away from the embarrassment with my OTC account,but i'm too angry to be effective
fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 9:42 pm
Oh, I know that pushed a b***on with you. You don't need to remind me. That's why you react with anger rather than bewilderment, which is what innocent people do when accused of wrong-doing, right? lol..CHECK
OTC - November 20, 2013, 9:25 pm
Like I said moron, name calling gets name calling returned
fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 9:22 pm
Now be a good little sock and go back into Arnnatz's drawer.. The adults are speaking about important matters. Shoo...
fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 9:19 pm
Oh,OCD, since you and STool are the same person, it's the same thing. FAIL. Or would you like me to embarrass you further and show you the thread where you, Arnnatz and his former outed-banned-sock "Liberals" idiotically attack Cranky one after the other?
OTC - November 20, 2013, 9:12 pm
Idiot, you don't understand he was asking a question, not answering for me?
fauxnews - November 20, 2013, 7:53 pm
Nah, I'm fauxpas. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten that your Arnnatz. X-D
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:51 pm
No, and you're not addressing him in this thread either. Is your stupidity deliberate, or are you really just that dumb?
StoneTools - November 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
Oh, you're fauxpas?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
Oh, you're OTC?
StoneTools - November 20, 2013, 7:43 pm
What part of "the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" says that open carry is illegal?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:23 pm
I totally understand why you mentioned the 2nd. I just want to know why you mentioned 'open carry' in the same thought.
OTC - November 20, 2013, 7:21 pm
Idiot, you apparently don't understand why the 2nd was mentioned?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 7:19 pm
Where does the 2nd amendment use the words 'open carry'? If it doesn't, then why did you bring it up? I'm guessing it's because you've never even read the 2nd amendment. Would that be a correct a**essment of just how obtuse you are?
OTC - November 20, 2013, 7:11 pm
How about I point out where I said "some states have 'open carry' laws", and in the 2nd "the right to bear arms", or do you think that means conceal carry only?
crankyhead - November 20, 2013, 6:27 pm
Please kindly point out where the 2nd amendment states 'open carry', Princess.
OTC - November 20, 2013, 5:01 pm
Some states have 'open carry' laws, so he must be exercising his right to carry. so whats you're point here, Mr 'I believe in the second Amendment, all of it'?
ChadAllen - November 20, 2013, 4:25 pm
So you'd be happier if this were a Democrat shooting up the place as they seem inclined to do in schools, theaters, & shopping Malls?

Abortion is humane -


TAGS: prolifers shouldn t promote assault weapons
Rating: 2.2/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:19 am


GEORGE CLOONEY - worth $160 million in France raising funds for Obama

TAGS: life is weird
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - September 29, 2012, 9:56 pm
Clooney is a DOUCHE BAG!

Bible Truth -

TAGS: abortion pro life conservative republican
Rating: 3.86/5

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StoneTools - May 6, 2013, 1:15 am
only my partner and I will ever know the answer to that on this website
Cannabal - May 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Touche, my good man (or are you a woman?).
StoneTools - May 5, 2013, 5:12 pm
For all I know, you have a p**** as well. I don't know you any more than you know me.
Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 1:55 am
Well, Curlyrocks has just divulged--and I know this was censored--that she has a "p'ussy," and something tells me that, uh, she is not referring to her pet cat. Draw your own conclusion.
StoneTools - May 4, 2013, 12:14 am
that sounds kinda g**
Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 8:51 pm
Truth be told, no man really wants kids. The patriarchal family unit was originally established purely for the sake of slave labor.
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 8:40 pm
See I wasn't going to weigh in on abortion much because I have a p**** and though that I don't have the correct organs to form an opinion on a life growing inside me. But this confirms what I thought MY opinion on abortion is the most important Im a MAN
Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 6:10 pm
I like you. You get me.
Renza - May 3, 2013, 4:24 pm
There goes the religious arguments apparently
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 3:58 pm
Ohhh I get it, so according to the bible a fetus has about the same rights as a women or slave, IE their husband or owner calls the sh**s. That would mean according to the bible a fetus is not a person.

DRACULOSI - Once Again, Nancy proves to be the blood-sucking politician that she is, by insisting on a 45% inheritance tax included in the legislation to forestall tax increases in 2011.

LIFETIME CHANNEL FOR WOMEN - "'Cuz I'm a victim and so are you."


" DINNER WITH BARACK " - Ad filmed in MY White House, paid with your Tax Dollars. "I Feel Your Pain "

Obama gives Medal of Freedom -

TAGS: abortionist receives highest on by low life liberal steinem
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 19, 2017, 9:37 pm
... The baby killer Pimp ...

Those Of Us -

The Day The World Came To Town -

" THE ABORTIONATOR " - Obama Administration spends $12.6 million on efforts to directly promote the pro-abortion constitution in Kenya.

Parallel States -

Sometimes When You Sacrifice -

He Had Long Been Indifferent -

TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - August 23, 2014, 3:26 pm
Are all the masses of millions protected, looking upon us with indifference or outright hatred, worth the lives of those noble brothers and sisters whom I have bitterly mourned? Fu*k no...

I Am Human -

I Sat In The Dark And Thought -

Wake Me Up When September Ends -

TAGS: war peace life death politics
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2014, 8:44 am
Thank you :)
foxrecon19d - August 29, 2014, 1:37 am
Very nicely done... One of my favorite politifake posters. I'm stealing it...

Science states man is causing global warming -

TAGS: all the things that we enjoy in life brought to us science including global warming
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - June 21, 2014, 12:30 am
Unsure of your point. The nature of scientific process evolves as additional factors and evidence is revealed without prejudgment. Your posters exhibit the opposite approach.

Authority -

IF LOOKS COULD KILL - There Probably Would Be No Human Life Left On This Planet

The Beauty Of The Beasts -

The Art Of War -

TAGS: war peace life death mankind
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - August 4, 2014, 6:38 pm
Turns out years of fighting in Afghanistan can leave a nation battered, broken and weakend. I wonder how Russia figured that out?
posterman - August 4, 2014, 6:29 pm
Not a fan of Putin but he does have more balls than our anti-semetic, mooslime leaning pretender-in-chief Amazing to me how we try to solve world problems when with our current lack of leadership, we can't solve our own
Curlyrocks - August 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
at Russia for their extremely poor parenting.
Curlyrocks - August 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
"the worlds babysitter" that makes way more sense and is a better description than the worlds police. Right now I guess America is too busy on the phone with her boy friend to check in on Nigerian or middle eastern children, or maby their just yelling
posterman - August 4, 2014, 4:40 pm
The reality is Mideast conflict will continue ad finitum. As the world's babysitter, the U.S. gets involved for humanitarian and also financial gain. War is good business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2014, 12:42 am

Make it! It's not necessarily contrary, it''s just a different point of view. Both points are relevant in different contexts. I'd enjoy 5ving both.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 12:35 am
Very good point. I never really thought about it from the other side of the table. d***.., your version would definately make a better poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2014, 12:31 am

I humbly disagree. I believe that some wars continue because man has convinced himself that he IS his brothers keeper.

screwed over -


Fighter America -

Hero Of War -

TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:11 pm
Thank you :)
Curlyrocks - September 16, 2014, 11:42 am
5L, I think they opened with this when I saw them a few years ago. They do a great show a lot of energy, I was surprised.

mockery -

Mama, Wipe The Blood From My Face -

Star Spangled Eyes -

TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 20, 2014, 10:42 pm
Thanks. I don't mind at all if you borrow the concept.
foxrecon19d - September 20, 2014, 12:14 pm
Your series is about the most awesome that I've seen on Politifake. Would you mind too terribly much if I borrow on the concept?

It's An Occupied Country -

The Would Be King -

One Peace At A Time -

TAGS: war peace life death tragedy
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - August 5, 2014, 9:12 pm
Curlyrocks - August 5, 2014, 9:11 pm
Then I agree with you 100% in-action in a community is the 1st reason that community is in such bad shape. People try and blame the police or local politicians and truth be told they usually don't help, but you live there, why demand some one else fix it?
birddseedd - August 5, 2014, 6:04 pm
and what is wrong with Fuad Masum?
birddseedd - August 5, 2014, 6:00 pm
I am talking about local bad people. not international.
Curlyrocks - August 5, 2014, 3:18 pm
Do you know who the bad people are? Every one knew Saddam and Gaddafi and a**ad where bad guys, now their replacements are even worse. We need to start figuring out how long we would be willing to intervene and if that's enough time to make things right
Greybeard - August 5, 2014, 1:53 am
You are correct. Silence can also mean in-action/no action by the world community to intervene
birddseedd - August 5, 2014, 12:45 am
Regardless, someone has to stop the bad people, freedom of speech will not do that.


This Is The End -

Eve Of Destruction -

TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - September 16, 2014, 11:54 pm
That would make another great poster
EmmaRoydes - September 16, 2014, 11:54 pm
That would make another great poster
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:05 pm
In the USA, you can join the Army at 17, vote at 18, drink alcohol at 21 but die for your country anytime between those years... :(
JGalt - September 16, 2014, 9:17 am
now its 18 as voting age, but its democrats that don't like soldiers voting, so they come up with excuses not to COUNT their votes... its not that they CAN'T vote, its just Democrats don't like them voting...

Summer Has Come And Passed -

You Can Go Your Own Way -


To End All Wars -

TAGS: war peace life death military
Rating: 4.8/5

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foxrecon19d - August 19, 2014, 12:30 am
Too, right! $250.00 for a gasket coupling that you can buy at Home Depot for less than a dollar? 5Ls


Growing Pains -

TAGS: war peace life death history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 26, 2014, 12:22 am
Thank you. :)
foxrecon19d - August 25, 2014, 9:46 am
Some nice research went into this drawing. Very well done 5Ls

This is what you get America -



TAGS: life
Rating: 4.45/5

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foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 7:52 pm
snicker...really? Screaming OWNED?? Really?? Okay..little boy...whatever...
PapaFox - November 19, 2012, 7:47 pm
And you have yet to explain your hypocrisy at blaming the Liberal Democrats for abortion, when it was a Republican-dominated court that ruled in Roe v Wade. The fact that you have dodged the issue repeatedly is all the answer I need. OWNED! :-D
foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 5:31 pm
Or why you havent said anything about Democrats starting a Civil War to protect slavery or why Democrats suppress the fact that Roe changed her mind...Just saying...
crankyhead - November 19, 2012, 5:16 pm
fox, I'm just wondering why you haven't said anything about 7 of the 9 justices in the Roe v Wade verdict being Republicans?
foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 5:02 pm
AAAAAAAnnnndddd...Still waiting you to explain why it is perfectly okay for Liberal Democrats to send us to war before they changed thier minds, but Christians opposing abortion are, according to you, hypocrites? This should be good....heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 4:47 pm
Snicker...yeah...because no liberal democrat has ever been guilty of supporting abortion. Just like Democrats never supported a civil war to defend slavery...Glad this poster has your panties tied in a bunch.
PapaFox - November 19, 2012, 2:55 pm
Wow, you post a BS poster like that blaming Liberal Democrats for abortion, and accuse someone else of being a hypocrite? Dude, look in a mirror!
foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
BTW...are you going to blame Liberal Democrats for sending us to fight two wars BEFORE THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS...or are you satisfied with being a hypocrite?
foxrecon19d - November 19, 2012, 2:01 pm
And Liberal Democrats are the champions of unborn babies' rights...RIGHT? d***...you didn't drink the kool-aid...you fell in the vat!!
PapaFox - November 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
In the Roe v Wade case, of the 9 justices on the Supreme court, 7 of them were Republicans. Now what was that about Liberal Democrats?

War Is Real -

First World -

TERMINATOR: VENGEANCE - The scariest of the Terminator series!


Your Leader's War -

LEFTIST VIOLENCE - Has always been acceptable to the Left, unless MSM cannot avoid talking about, upon which- its convenient to blame the Right....

Johnny Can't Drink -

This is not a woman's body. -

Enjoy Your Stay -

Way Before Love -

I'M SMILING AT YOU WORLD ! - The face of a 17 weeks old foetus. "We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child." Ronald Reagan.

What Soldiers See -

Oil For The Machine -

THE SEALS WHO KILLED OSAMA - I want to see those guys set for life, along with their families. I won't mind at all seeing my tax dollars go toward their entitlements.

Pro-choice -

TAGS: pro life pro choice abortion hobby lobby
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
I find abortion to be deplorable. But my personal beliefs do not outweigh a woman's options for her health and well being.

The Nearest Brother -


POSITIVE - The left's greatest fear.

LUXURY YACHT - John Kerry submits this photo to the State of Massachusetts to have his luxury yacht assessed for excise tax valuation.

ABORTION - Don't kill your baby. Because that's a life the government could use to exploit for its own selfish gain.

Desolate Anticipation -

THE GOVERNMENT TEAT IS DRY - All those greedy suckers will have to start providing for themselves soon for a change!

WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN? - Communism and Socialism a new life

This Can't Happen -

american Conservatives are for Post-Birth Abortions * -

TAGS: pro life trayvon martin racism
Rating: 2.33/5

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Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:13 pm
Faux come back to the land of the reasonable. It's nice and sunny here and everyone wears a tie.
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:07 pm
How does Trayvon Martin get to be the poster child for every perceived injustice?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:47 pm
Wrong again. If you screw up and abortion, lefties still want to kill it because, well because they are lefties. That's post birth abortion.

Pro-life* -

Pro-hypocrite? -

TAGS: pro life hypocrisy christian abortion
Rating: 2.25/5

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inflatedego - November 25, 2017, 8:42 am
You really love killing babies don't you
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 8:21 am
Nah, you just misread what I type. The only thing I get really passionate about on this site is abortion. Otherwise, it's just pure fun.
fauxnews - July 8, 2014, 1:04 am
No, dude...I'm actually quite content here. It's clear this is making you miserable though.Why? Just take a chill pill. You're taking all of this too seriously again. It's a lot more fun (and better for this place) when we are all getting along. Cheers.
EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 12:31 am
I have to admit that I feel like I'm abusing a small child with the arguments with faux, but once in a while we actually agree on small things. Then he gets a wild hair up his a** and it goes out the window.
fauxnews - July 8, 2014, 12:27 am
You're just down right adorable today, Hillary. :-) You put on an entire show to cover up your temper... and just for my sake. Can't say it wasn't amusing. You're insecurity is hilarious. I will go easy on you. ;-) Wouldn't want to break my favorite toy.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 10:17 pm
In fact, Zeitguy, I think she wants to make it a ménage à trois. "Emma"(lol) officially included YOU in our love triangle today :-) She called you a "fanatical radical" on the forums today http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9734#p138728
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 10:12 pm
Oh,yeah. It's like a Han Solo and Princess Leia thing for sure. Emma and I are like the Brokeback Mountain of Politifake. "I can't quit U Emma" *sob* Hate like that only comes around once in a lifestyle...takes REAL love and attention to sustain. X-D
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 9:54 pm
The way you guys fight I can tell that deep down you really care for one another.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
*your mouse*
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 9:07 pm
ah, fauxy, you know you suck at this. you double posted due to slamming the keys and think I'm upset and projecting. I hope you didn't damage your from jamming your finger on it or short it out from your tears.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 7:50 pm
You know you're cute when you're mad, Hillary? Especially when you pretend you're not. Need a hug? :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 7:40 pm
I know you are bleeding from your nose, but don't hyp***entilate, just breathe easy and go to your happy place just like dr dorkwad, your psychiatrist told you to do when you get all agitated.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:56 pm
TRANSLATION (EnnaRagedyes): I'm projecting. [refer to comments#68565, #68566, #68567] Need to start taking breathes in between my typing.My keyboard, the poor thing, is looking about as bruised and as battered as my insecure ego :-( Grasping 4 straws now
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 6:32 pm
looks like your b***ons got mashed again - double posting? Calm down. Nobody is trying to hurt you. Just huddle back in the corner and let the tears flow.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
You need proof,Snow White? Look in the mirror(or at your posts)x-D You're living proof of it.You're just a pathological liar and too cowardly to admit it.No need.Both you and I(and pretty much everyone else here)knows the truth. Now ur just being pathetic
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:56 pm
You need proof,Snow White? Look in the mirror(or at your posts) x-D You're living proof of it. You are just too cowardly and pathologically to admit it. No need. Both you and I(and pretty much everyone else here)knows the truth. Now ur just being pathetic
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
why is it that you think you are even able to get under anyone's skin? I'm surprised that mooooooo didn't set you up with a crayon font for when you post here.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:22 pm
Nah, you keep it..lol.. It didn't bother me when Moo+ teased me. Clearly it bothered you or you wouldn't have corrected him...or made this post. You can have another tissue when you stop crying about it. Lemme know when your b'utt stops hurting. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
and one of the quotes was your drivel. tissue?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:48 am
TMI. Abortion p'orn is your thing. Details aren't important. I believe in keeping it safe for women,and respecting their right to choose what they want to do with their own bodies rather than use it as an excuse to push your religious beliefs onto 'em.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:45 am
Need another hug?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Tissue, mate? X-D
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
But you are, in the part of the quote where he was referring to you... X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 1:04 am
at the very least get informed about how something that you so adamantly support is actually done
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 1:00 am
look up suction-aspiration or dilation and Curettage. two common abortion procedures
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:54 am
sorry mooo, but faux is british, not american
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 12:32 am
"the left just loves to Puree babies?" Where do you think women get abortions from? TBCY? lolololol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2014, 12:26 am

If not, you should make one....You could call it "stupid **** said by Americans" You'd be millionaires over night
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 12:26 am
Maybe Weird Al is working on one. X-D
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 12:24 am
..and by "[bows]" you meant "passed out" of course after that rage-induced panic attack. Lonely, much bro?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2014, 12:21 am

I especially enjoyed "liberals don't believe in original sin" and "liberals hate babies" .....Do you guys have an album I can buy?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:17 am
Thank you, [bows]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2014, 12:16 am

you guys are hilarious.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:13 am
If you do know how it works and you still support it, you can't even have a conscience.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:11 am
Obviously, neither one of you zeitguy and faux, have any idea what is entailed in an abortion. You might want to see just what exactly it is. http://www.abortionfacts.com/literature/how-are-abortions-done
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:04 am
and the left just loves to puree babies. If the abortion fails and the baby is born, liberals have no problems with destroying the baby. Sounds like high moral fiber to me.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 12:00 am
Now that you might have calmed down, let me explain your poster to you. Liberals hate babies, hence their love of abortions. Abortion=no baby, in other words, baby born=bad. No bible needed, just common sense (which you obviously lack)
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 11:58 pm
yourself, do you?
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 11:58 pm
well, faux, looks like I pushed your b***on so hard it might have broken it. Calm down and take a breath. sheesh, you got yourself all worked up and dragged zeitguy into the gutter with you. You really dont like it when you get called out for punking
Zeitguy - July 6, 2014, 11:14 pm
And that bible thing too
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 11:05 pm
That works too.
Zeitguy - July 6, 2014, 11:04 pm
I think the point is that the far right loves to opine about welfare recipients and vilify the dregs of society. Many of which are children of unsuitable parents that recognized their limitations and may have opted to terminate an unwanted pregnancy.
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 11:03 pm
So....now that we've concluded remedial Bible Class 101 on original sin, do you 'get' it now? or we need to break out your crayons and draw you a diagram? :-)
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:58 pm
...c) Once you're born, until the day you die, you are inherently a good person, equal to every other person, regardless of race, ***ual orientation, gender, religion, etc. Admittedly, the libs have that one over you. The original sin thing is just nutty
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:57 pm
So unborn good. Born = bad = original sin. But reborn = good again? Liberals don't believe in original sin. If most liberals are atheists on some level, then they mostly believe a)unborn not a person, b) dead = dead, no corporeal spirit, no after life...
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:54 pm
...and if you don't do anything about it, you go to hell. So innocent unbaptized babies who die through no fault of their own go to hell or limbo (which might as well be hell) because we are all born sinner? Ridiculous....
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:52 pm
Huh? Get a F in bible class? lol...Okay *crack my knuckles* I'll 'splain' it to you, Lucy. All the more funny because I'm an atheist. Anyhow, It's like this...most tea baggers are fundamentalist Xtian.Follow?They believe we are all born with original sin
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:34 pm
Wait, you are totally screwed up on this one. Born baby=bad is the liberal mantra, hence the addiction to abortion. You just pranked yourself,

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 5:20 pm
Lol...You crack me up. :-) ..Hug? :-D
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With all your "spamming" posts, you're looking more and more like Vic Jr.

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EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 8:35 am
Margaret Sanger kind of put an end to your idea of post birth abortions of blacks. Eugenics by abortion is the preferred method for liberals
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:58 pm
Yeah, look at how well blacks have done since the democrats took over in 2007. What's their unemployment rate? How many black children have been aborted compared to whites?

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